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Read our definitions of some IT, management and social terminology that is not always well understood.
They may just possibly help to make the concepts more understandable.
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A bubblyjock wis bletherin til a bull.
'A wid fair funcy fleein up ti the tap o yon tree,' soochit the bubblyjock, 'bit A've nae fooshun.'
'Ye cwid aye hae a chaav on fit A've drappit ahin me,' said the bull. 'It'll fairly gie ye a hairy bosie'.
The bubblyjock aet a pucklie lumps of the sharn an - fair doos - he wis able ti flee up til the first brench.
The neist day, aifter chaan mair sharn, he wis up til the seekint brench.
Feenally, aifter a full twa wikks, he thocht he wis Airchie, cockit on the verra heid of the tree.
In nae time ava, a fairmer chiel spied him an pluff'd a bullit intil his heid.
Management Lesson
Sharn fae a bull will mebbe git ye ti the tap, but it winnae haud ye there. |
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A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the first branch.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer who fired a bullet into his head.
Management Lesson
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. |
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