The internet has a number of examples of suggested replacements for standard Microsoft Error messages with Haiku poetry messages.


 

Microsoft Error Messages    


   
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

AN ALTERNATIVE VERSION...

(in Doric)
 
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