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Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Yer file wis muckle.
Mebbe handy an aa, like.
But it's awa noo.
The page ye're aifter
Is naewye ti bi seen, but
There's mair gyaan aboot.
It's aa a richt rummle.
Hae a thinkie, then rebeet.
It'll aa come richt.
Saftware's faan ower.
It's lowsin time fir aathin.
Ye're ower gutsy.
Windaes NT's deid.
It's awa til the knackery.
Ye're oan yer ain noo.
Yestreen it wid ging.
The day we're richt oot o luck.
Windaes aye dis aat.
A pucklie snaa, syne
The hale screen's aa gaed awa.
It wis bonnie, myne.
It's naewye in sicht.
Yon bumf ye chappit in eence
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