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Did you know...that you risk being refused a seat on a flight if you have overindulged in the bar beforehand:
Is yon mannie fit ti flee?
Fit ti fit?
Flee.
Foo fit's he?
He's fou.
Foo fou?
He's fleein.
Then he's nae fleein the day.
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Operating Cycle
Operating Statement
Invoice
Statement
Trial Balance
Purchase Order
Deed
Deed of Trust
Advance Royalty
Quality
Competency
Health and Safety
Business Risk
Resources
An upmarket wheelbarrow
Carpenter
Stud muffin
Abrasive grinder
Juvenile male parent
Tongue stud
Boob tube
Padded bra
Bouncers
Hair highlights
Thong
Cursor
Files
Masterfiles
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Birlin the pedals lik b*gg*ry
A said, 'A'm deein't.'
Neen o thae new-fangelt text messages fir me
A said, 'Neen o thae new-fangelt text messages fir me'
'Hing the criminal' 6 / 'He widna hurt a flech' 6
A'm nae askin, A'm telling ye - pit yer haun in yer pooch richt noo
Nae movin, onywye
If ye say ye're deid, ye're deid, as faur as A'm concerned
Kim awa ben, Camilla quine
Fit wye a thingmie's fit fir fit it's supposed ti fit
Fit ye're fit fir
Fit gings oot the windae if ye mischieve yersel - or ither fowk
Onythin aat kin mak an erse o fit ye're tryin ti dee
Handy things ti hae handy
Hurlie Davidson
A mannie fa pints cars
Tackity teacake
A stud wi nae finesse
Laddie-da
A lad fae Caithness wi an eye fir the quines
Bosie cosy
Breestie bowster
Fit a quine ends up wi if she disna hae a breestie bowster nor a bosie cosy
Seagulls' skitters
Floo'er o Thcotlan
A roch chiel fa eeses sweirie wirds
Noo an again
The Files loon
Ach, it wis in ma heid jist a minutie syne
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